The Official WI-DSM Bragging thread.

[Dizmm]

No Rules really, brag about whatever you want, no flamming allowed. See who can be the biggest bragger (Its all in fun, dont take this too seriously).

Does not have to be DSM related either.

[DontStopMe]

I have the highest horsepower 14b pizza delivery car in Wisconsin! :)

[Dizmm]

I have the highest horsepower 14b pizza delivery car in Wisconsin! :)


are you sure?? How can you prove that. I'd make a post on DSMtuners and make sure!!!

I broke more center diffs than anyone on this forum i think.....

[DontStopMe]

alright, how about the highest HP FWD DSM on this board? Anyone wanna prove me wrong on the next dyno day?

[Jake]

I'm the only person I know to explode a PTE T70 Turbo.

http://media.putfile.com/Turbo-explosion

438@26psi (50lbs/min) 6k rpm, shooting for 9k, only if it would have made it!

[Dizmm]

^^ Holy shit!!!

[dragonov_elite]

jake did you keep that thing as a trophy or what?

[Jake]

No I had to send it back for warranty. I really wanted to though. Made sure to take may pictures of it first.

But they gave me a full credit and it only cost me $130 more for a GT42 so that made me happy.

[Dizmm]

I'd like to brag about my nike Shox. they are soo sweet, best shoe ever made.

[dragonov_elite]

thats a shame you had to send it back. i so would have mounted that to my wall and signed it lol.

[Dizmm]

thats a shame you had to send it back. i so would have mounted that to my wall and signed it lol.

one expensive decoration

[Jake]

Yep, wasnt worth the $850 to hang on the wall! Haha.

[Devlish]

alright, how about the highest HP FWD DSM on this board? Anyone wanna prove me wrong on the next dyno day? if i was keeping mine... i surely would go up against yours! but i hope it's sold in two weeks...

and actually, if i meet the guy in madison for the sell... i WILL dyno it that same day before the title is signed off!! :D :D :D

[Devlish]

my bragging rights... NOBODY ELSE ON THIS BOARD OWNS A TURBOCHARGED OMNI!!! beat that.

[BoostinPower]

damnit.. Cant argue that.

I wish I could argue your fwd brag, but I dont have anything to prove it :(

[DontStopMe]

^^^Your car in pieces? I figured you would be the first one to come prove me wrong.

[Dizmm]

my bragging rights... NOBODY ELSE ON THIS BOARD OWNS A TURBOCHARGED OMNI!!! beat that.

what are you talking about, i co-own a turbocharged omni!

[Devlish]

fine. but then i own 1.5 turbo omni's. i still win!!

[Dizmm]

SHIT... Well i have 13inch brakes on my talon!!!

[Stash]

I'll say I have the lowest mileage of anyone hear. Anybody have less than 49,600?

[Dizmm]

on a DSM or any car??? I have 258k miles on my honda.

[Jake]

I have 292k miles on my 2.8L S10. w00t.

Good plow truck and it pulls 8k lbs across Wisconsin pretty damn good too! :)

[Dizmm]

^^ Frick!!!

[Stash]

on a DSM or any car??? I have 258k miles on my honda.

On a DSM.

[Jake]

I have the 2 largest turbos on here... Sorry I had to! :D

http://www.vogelperformance.com/images/twin.jpg

[movin on]

I have drove my (supposed to be) dd dsm the shortest amount of distance in a year than anyone on this forum. I think about 600 miles since I bought it in January of last year. I have been proudly driving my dads ford festiva (296K miles and also built by kia) while my car hates me.

[Jake]

Ok I can beat that... I'm sure others can too! HAHA.

8 miles across town from my shop to my house, then had to trailer it back to the shop where it has sat the last year. :(

Jackstand queen FTL!

[BoostinPower]

side note.. Those hks cam gears for sale?

And ya, I have a leak on a power steering line I need to fix, just havnt had time to get to it yet..

I have the least amount of miles on my motor! Im on about 30!

[Devlish]

I have drove my (supposed to be) dd dsm the shortest amount of distance in a year than anyone on this forum. I think about 600 miles since I bought it in January of last year. I have been proudly driving my dads ford festiva (296K miles and also built by kia) while my car hates me.

got that beat too. around the block once in a full year... .5 miles. however, it's not my DD, so i guess you got that one on me

[DontStopMe]

how about highest mileage DSM? My black car is just 900 miles away from hitting 200,000!

[nabilus13]

My brag is: MY CAR WORKS!! I have one of the few driveable DSMs!

[Stash]

I have TWO running DSMs, I would drive either one across the country on a moments notice. The unreliability of DSMs is overrated, too many cheap owners who don't maintain them.

[Dizmm]

I have TWO running DSMs, I would drive either one across the country on a moments notice. The unreliability of DSMs is overrated, too many cheap owners who don't maintain them.

yup, I'd take mine anywhere right now.

[Devlish]

I have TWO running DSMs, I would drive either one across the country on a moments notice. The unreliability of DSMs is overrated, too many cheap owners who don't maintain them. i couldnt agree more!!

you should try getting on the Turbo Mopar forums i'm on... if you think DSM people are cheap... you'd shit yourself if you saw some of the things they say. yes, there are the guys that know what they are doing, but then there is just the opposite, and trust me, they are just as bad as the DSM crowd. just yesterday someone didn't want to spend $12 on a new nylon shifter bushing, even though his was destroyed and cannot get the car into gear. he asked if he could worm-clamp it on to save the $12!??!?! it would bind and not move, becusae it's a knuckle style joint, but that $12 was just too much i guess.

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my next bragging rights... i have best digital camera on this forum!!!

[BoostinPower]

how about highest mileage DSM? My black car is just 900 miles away from hitting 200,000!


Ill have to check but I believe I have a talon that is about 5,000 away from 200,000 :)

[Dizmm]

i am going to Road America this weekend!!!

[Devlish]

BAH!

i have a fiberglass enclosure here to finish. does anyone else??

[Stash]

i am going to Road America this weekend!!!

Is the event still a go? Do they allow passengers on the track?

[Talon]

I got the most stock 2g Talon ESi, not much to brag about, but hey its something

[TSi_II]

I bet that I've got the fastest Civic on the forum...

That's right Dizmm, I'm talking to you. lol

[Dizmm]

Is the event still a go? Do they allow passengers on the track?

Passengers = YES

The event is still a go, rain or shine, as long as their is not ice on the track. They say 99% its a go.

I bet that I've got the fastest Civic on the forum...

That's right Dizmm, I'm talking to you. lol

Will settle this!!! Wait, i think Extreme has us beat by far.

[TSi_II]

Oh that's right.... Fuck poopie. That thing doesn't count. :D

[Stash]

Is anyone going with you to RA? I'd be down to ride shotgun.

[Dizmm]

Is anyone going with you to RA? I'd be down to ride shotgun.

I will have a full truck, however Micahahaha will be driving his car there so there should be enough room. Also Tom Hille will be driving over sunday i believe.

[Talon]

Not sure if anybody cares, but I going to see the opening of Formula Drift 2008 in Long Beach, CA, which should be starting in a couple of hours

[Devlish]

i could give a shit about the drift... but i'm jealous that your in Cali right now and i'm not. that's something to brag about for sure!

how's the weather? better than 3" of snow?

[Dizmm]

i would not mind checking out some drift action.

[Coty]

I'm jealous, drifting is bad ass.

[Talon]

i could give a shit about the drift... but i'm jealous that your in Cali right now and i'm not. that's something to brag about for sure!

how's the weather? better than 3" of snow?

Way better then snow, its about 85 here, I was able to get my dad to rent a convertible 350z, so its fun driving around here
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r226/greentalon95/DSCF9681.jpg

i would not mind checking out some drift action.

I didnt mind either, and I got to check out alot of the major companys (Falken, Toyo, Tenzo) stuff. Plus I got to take plenty of photographs.
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r226/greentalon95/DSCF9726.jpg
I'm jealous, drifting is bad ass.

It was fun, came down to a Viper and a 350z, the Z won

[turbo chick]

I had my timing belt break twice in 25,000 miles on Winky, that's pretty shitty......

[BoostinPower]

Im going to the sprint cup night bristol race!

[Jake]

Swapped 3 motors in less than 24hrs to end up running a 12.3 the following day at the races.

Was tuning on a Friday morning before work and a rod let go in the stock 7 bolt. This was at 8am. Called in sick to work to swap out the engine for a 6 bolt, got it all back together to go out and lose the oil pan bolt on the way to the "tuning road". Stupid mistake on rushing. Seized that motor up good. Now it was 1pm.

Brought it back to my garage and put in another stock 6 bolt I had. Got everything back together, went out, did a few pulls on it, everything was running perfect and on the way back to the garage I did one last pull and the balance shaft belt let go taking out the timing belt. I figured no biggy, just a head swap. Well the valves put a nice hole in the piston. So out came that motor. After that little stunt it was 8pm.

I stole a spare piston from the seized motor, went to NAPA (know the owner) where he called his sales rep from 2hrs away and had him deliver a engine rebuild kit for me the same night. After him finding it in the warehouse, getting everything together and getting here to NAPA it ended up being midnight. Rebuilt the motor and had it back in the car by 6:30am, the first drive was through the drive through at Mc Donalds for breakfast! Left for the track at 7am, ran 12s all day with a best of 12.3 and drove it home. The motor lasted another 40k miles and a hell of abuse. Good times! haha. :D

[Dizmm]

by the 2nd motor i would have quite. When stuff goes wrong that much, i tell myself something does not want me to go to the track and I should stop before I do more damage.

[fordssuck]

I havent lost to a DSM this year.

[Coty]

I havent lost to a DSM this year.


:D

[Dizmm]

I havent lost to a DSM this year.

well then, lets settle this punk. :D

[BoostinPower]

haha, no doubt^

[Devlish]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r226/greentalon95/DSCF9726.jpg

you should be bragging about the tallest socks worn with shorts too!!

[Talon]

lol, well that was right after they had pretty much bunched at the shoe and that bugs the heck out of me

[fordssuck]

well then, lets settle this punk. :D


Oh its on!!!!!!!!!!!
We should see if you can beat my rustys record tonight

[Dizmm]

Oh its on!!!!!!!!!!!
We should see if you can beat my rustys record tonight

Cant tonight, maybe saturday or something.

[fordssuck]

You have plans tonight?, or something?

[Dizmm]

You have plans tonight?, or something?


yup.

[fordssuck]

woman?

[Dizmm]

woman?
:o

[BoostinPower]

man?

[Dizmm]

man?

:eek:

[Jake]

:eek:

HAHA... At least you got the right gesture. Thats how you like it huh? :D

[fordssuck]

Dizmm you should check out the SER crash sight again.

[Dizmm]

Dizmm you should check out the SER crash sight again.

why, any reason???

[fordssuck]

youll see when you get there

[movin on]

I have the only cat named after a character on South Park. "Mr Hanky the Christmas Pooh".

[turbo chick]

My dog's name is Evo.

[TSi_II]

My dog's name is Lexus.

[Devlish]

^^ good call!!

[TSi_II]

We call her Lexi 95% of the time, the rest of the time it's Lexus when she's getting her ass whooped for eating something that's not hers.

[fordssuck]

I have the biggest rims on an Evo in town!

[turbo chick]

I have the biggest rims on an Evo in town!

You're also the most full of shit.:D

[Dizmm]

You're also the most full of shit.:D

TC has the longest time for removal and reinstall of a tranny.

[turbo chick]

TC has the longest time for removal and reinstall of a tranny.

Yes....2 times now....

[Dizmm]

Yes....2 times now....

is your car back together yet?

[jeverts]

Im the only one to make a pist using my nintendo wii.

[turbo chick]

is your car back together yet?

Not completely... the tranny is bolted back up but that's it.

[Dizmm]

Not completely... the tranny is bolted back up but that's it.

THATS IT?!?! Its all down hill from there. maybe half an hour left of work.

[turbo chick]

THATS IT?!?! Its all down hill from there. maybe half an hour left of work.

The car still needs to be tuned too before Sunday.

[Dizmm]

The car still needs to be tuned too before Sunday.

Getting a good SAFE tune does not take that long at all.

[turbo chick]

Getting a good SAFE tune does not take that long at all.

I was just informed that my car will not be done in time for yet another autocross.......He doesn't want to work on it.:mad:

[Stash]

Thats kinda shitty. If the trans is already in its not much work. I think its time to step up and start turning wrenches yourself, or find a new mechanic.

[Dizmm]

Thats kinda shitty. If the trans is already in its not much work. I think its time to step up and start turning wrenches yourself, or find a new mechanic.

X2. Hell I would come help/show you.

Why not grow a pair, and tell him if he wont do it you are going to take it to a "shop" as you need the car done like 2 months ago.

[TSi_II]

There's more people than you can shake a stick at on this forum that would be more than happy to come fix your stuff for you. He might not be so happy, but they would. lol

[turbo chick]

That would be great except....If I take the car to someone else, I will have to live somewhere else....(his words).

[TSi_II]

Yep, I've heard him say it too. Your only other option would get this thread moved to the NWS section. lol :D

Good luck anyhow.

[turbo chick]

Your only other option would get this thread moved to the NWS section. lol :D


What are you talking about?

[TSi_II]

lol You must not have been granted access to the super secret section of WI-DSM.com.

[Dizmm]

lol You must not have been granted access to the super secret section of WI-DSM.com.

haha,... :rolleyes:

she does now...

[dragonov_elite]

smooth dizmm thats the way to put the moves on lol.

[Dizmm]

smooth dizmm thats the way to put the moves on lol.

ha, :p

[Devlish]

i got it right away TSiII. haha.

great... now there's a chic in the NWS. oh boy. she better post up some good stuff, or we kick her back otu.

[Dizmm]

i got it right away TSiII. haha.

great... now there's a chic in the NWS. oh boy. she better post up some good stuff, or we kick her back otu.

she'll have to post in the "pics of your girlfriend" thread.

[turbo chick]

she'll have to post in the "pics of your girlfriend" thread.

I'll post some pictures of me....with YOUR girlfriend. Haha.....Not as effective if you're not a guy.:cool:

[Dizmm]

I'll post some pictures of me....with YOUR girlfriend. Haha.....Not as effective if you're not a guy.:cool:

wow, when did you 2 get together? i'd love to see pics!!! :D

[turbo chick]

wow, when did you 2 get together? i'd love to see pics!!! :D


I bet you would.....too bad!

[Dizmm]

I bet you would.....too bad!

pics or ban !!!

[Devlish]

no doubt... TC and Ms Dizmm... pics or ban!

[Devlish]

hey wait... this is the bragging rights thread... not the PICS thread.

but i guess TC would have bragging rights if she posted pics of her an dizmms woman. ha

[Dizmm]

I'd have to say i just bought one of the coolest meth/alky injection kits out there:

http://www.dsmsupport.com/images/asm/dizmmv2/stage2_trunk_lg.jpg

http://www.dsmsupport.com/images/asm/dizmmv2/stage2_methanol_large.jpg

http://www.dsmsupport.com/images/asm/dizmmv2/stage2_trunk_6l.jpg